The Best Jokes of All Time

Guy walks into a bar…

Laughter is an awesome thing. Really, show us a man that doesn’t love a good laugh and we would show you an old Scrooge, just waiting to be released from his cage of bitterness. In this article, we wanted to dive deep into the meaning of laughter and into the origins of jokes, but you cannot talk about jokes without having some laughs first. So brace yourselves, because we are about to start.

Knocking On Heavens Doors – Best Knock Knock Jokes

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Although knock knock jokes might not be the funniest out there, we decided to start with them, because their simplicity makes them approachable enough, and they are often the first kind of jokes children tend to connect to and develop a sense of humor.

  • Knock knock
  • Who’s there?
  • Cow says.
  • Cow says who?
  • No, a cow says mooo!
  • Knock knock
  • Who’s there?
  • Robin.
  • Robin who?
  • Robin you, now hand over the cash.
  • Knock Knock
  • ho’s there?
  • Alex!
  • Alex who?
  • Alex the questions round here!

  • Knock Knock
  • Who’s there?
  • The guy who finished second.
  • The guy who finished second who?
  • Exactly.
  • Knock Knock
  • Who’s there?
  • Owl!
  • Owl who?
  • Owl Aboard!
  • Knock Knock
  • Who’s there?
  • Banana!
  • Banana who?
  • Banana split so ice creamed!
  • Knock Knock
  • Who’s There?
  • Toby
  • Toby Who?
  • Toby or not Toby, that is the question.

So, now that we’ve started to warm up, it is time to find the answer to one of the most intriguing riddles of all time: why did the chicken cross the road?

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