Flying to Better Horizons
When you can’t wait to see yourself off to bigger and brighter things, you send your boss this. An employee used a framed picture of himself riding a vacuum cleaner to brighter horizons, leaving his shitty job behind. He gets bonus points for the “Smell Me Later” line, which we believe would indeed linger on his boss’ mind for a while. We’re not entirely sure what the message behind the vacuum cleaner was, but kudos for creativity. We sure hope he found what he was hoping for at the end of that brilliant rainbow!
The next employee had him beaten, though…