Master of Eloquence
Source: Comedy Central
Nothing says that you were an outstanding employee better than an official letter of resignation roll so eloquently it could have been used by a president who wanted to quit the White House. It looks like this guy, Pat, takes everything in his life ever so severely, that he uses letters instead of numbers to write the date on resignation letter and ends his missive by calling himself an ever humble servant. It doesn’t get more eloquent than that; we have to give it to him.
However, the next employee has nothing to be ashamed of.